Welcome, to my domain.

I’m capped. As such, I won’t be as active on here for a few weeks. I’ll be checking in every now and then, and seeing if people respond to the infrequent things I’ll post during.

So, have fun fellow Tumblrettes!

maybe-baby:

Woooo Michael is obviously the bestest ever… muhahaha…

Shouldn’t leave stuff signed in on my computer when you go home!!


I love Stefanie… fo-ebah!

Usted es mi princesa para siempre!

 Hahaha! Oh, Stefanie…
1. You certainly found a keeper in that boy.
2. This is just bursting at the seems with cute!
3. Why were you on Tumblr in your boyfriend’s company and abode?
4. I love you :D

peachesbiensur:

spectra:

oldfilmsflicker:

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(megmess:brighteryellow:camanda:downinpockets:starsandsons:judesan:)

The fabulous statistics continued to pour out of the telescreen. As compared with last year there was more food, more clothes, more houses, more furniture, more cooking-pots, more fuel, more ships, more helicopters, more books, more babies—more of everything except disease, crime, and insanity.

1801 - I have just returned from a visit to my landlord - the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with.

 “When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.”  The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R Tolkien.

mliaverage:

I was handing out candy last night, and a little boy came to my door inside a huge clock costume. Instead of saying “trick or treat”, he said “Tick or tock! Remember to reset your clocks tonight!” I wanted to adopt him. MLIA.

mliaverage:

This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I’m his son. MLIA

monikaphoenix:

Back from Terrigal/Avoca beach. Yeah you all missed meee didn’t youuu? Terrigal was very nice and relaxing, I actually swam. Yeah, little old me swimming in the water. But you had to see how gorgeous the pool was. Not to mention the beach, spa, and locals at Erina Fair. I now have lip rings instead of studs. This holiday was…. eventful :) No other word for it, eh? I don’t exactly feel like writing all about it, but you may guess what happened :D

 Welcome back Monika!!!!!
Also, you probably don’t want me guessing what you got up to ;)
<3

mliaverage:

Today, my mom texted me asking how my weekend was. Thinking I was funny, I texted back saying, “It was a blur of illegal drug usage and unprotected sex.”. Her response- “You too?”. Well played, mother, well played. MLIA

oblivious-to-jelly:

tigerlilylily:

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