Welcome, to my domain.

Fuck her, she needs to get that pole out of her fucking arse and leave me the fuck alone.

Bad omen much?

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i hate when this happens, it scares me. :( LOL

 it’s worse when i do this on the lounge, i usually roll right off XD

More often then not, cause it wakes me up and usually fall off the bed or get a real bad cramp

—> I also flinch when I die in dreams too

 ALL THE TIME IT’S SO ANNOYING!

MEDIA RELEASE

Senate report ‘chooses bigotry over equality’

Equal Love expresses great disappointment that the Senate legal and constitutional affairs committee today recommended against granting same-sex couples equal marriage rights. Its report follows the largest parliamentary inquiry in Australian history — receiving more than 26,000 public submissions. Many were heartfelt messages of support from people in same-sex relationships who are directly affected by the discrimination in the Marriage Act.

“The Senate has chosen bigotry over equality, and irrational fear over logic. It has preferenced the views of a small minority of conservatives over the vast majority of Australians who want equal rights for same-sex couples. Homophobia has once again triumphed in the Australian Parliament,” said Tim Wright, a spokesperson for the Equal Love campaign.

“The simple fact of the matter is that same-sex marriage would bring great happiness to many thousands of Australians, and it would harm no one. If the Rudd Government wishes to pander to the religious right, it should expect a backlash from the gay and lesbian community at next year’s federal election,” said Wright. “Kevin Rudd’s opposition to marriage equality has made him almost as unpopular in our community as John Howard was.”

“All we’re asking for is equality — nothing more, nothing less. Public opinion is firmly on our side, so amending the Marriage Act should be a political no-brainer,” he said. “We’re planning large rallies right across the nation this Saturday to show that we reject the Government’s anti-gay stance. The Senate report has only made us more determined to win our right to equality.”

The rallies will launch a National Year of Action for Same-Sex Marriage. “Our aim is to mobilise tens of thousands of people to campaign for same-sex marriage in the lead-up to next year’s federal election. It will be a massive grassroots effort — speaking to people on the streets, changing minds one by one, until the public pressure for equality becomes irresistible,” said Wright.



NATIONWIDE RALLIES FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, NOVEMBER 28:

Canberra – 1pm, Garema Place, Civic

John Kloprogge: 0422 913 942 



Melbourne – 1pm, State Library

James Vigus: 0412 906 978 



Sydney – 1pm, Sydney Town Hall

Ben Cooper: 0412 325 231 



Adelaide – 11am, Parliament House

Jason Virgo: 0432 694 680 



Brisbane – 1pm, Queens Park, City

Jessica Payne: 0430 375 326 



Perth – 2pm, Outside London Court

Shane Cucow: 0400 424 933

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I have something to make you hopefully less cranky.

You think Monday is bad, don’t we all. Then Tuesday…

But after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. 

She heard the train stop and her son saying, ‘All of You bastards who want off, get off now, ‘cos we’re in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get on now, ‘cos we’re going down the tracks’. 

The horrified mother went in and told her son, ‘We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. 
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.’ 

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 
‘All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. 
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.’ 

She hears the little boy continue, 

‘For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’ 

As the mother began to smile, the child added… 

‘For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.

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I’ve hard about you! My conclusion is, you’re awesome! xD

Sorry if I’m not suppose to be writting in this, but I just wanted to let you know that your conclusion is correct :D

YAY! I feel somewhat elated now xD

 Awww, shucks! Thank you so much missy-m-kaulitz-xd!!! You’re great, too! Your stuff is always good!

And thanks Lisa!! =3

Love ya’s!!!!! <3

Btw, what is it you’ve heard ;D loL!